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September 2011

1 post

You Are Welcome Here: A Night Out In Leavenworth, KS → lieslieslies.tumblr.com

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Pull up to Little Bar after ignoring my daughter’s third phone call for the evening. This is my night. No one will ruin this night for me. Miffed at her anyway for going by Mischa rather than Michelle and for, mainly, moving to New York…

Sep 13, 201116 notes

#wc

August 2011

1 post

“I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.” —Audrey Hepburn

Aug 02, 20110 notes

July 2011

1 post

“When love beckons to you, follow him. Even if his voice shatters your dreams.” —Princess Grace Kelly

Jul 15, 20114 notes

June 2011

66 posts

Jun 29, 20115 notes

#condom #sex questions

Jun 29, 20117 notes

#funny #urinal

Say What?

I just heard a girl say “It’s okay to like fashion and the finer things in life, and not be selfcentric.” I secretly wonder if she’s a distant relative of Sarah Palin?

Jun 18, 20110 notes

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris does a push up he’s really just pushing the earth down.

Jun 16, 20110 notes

“Don’t be a turd in my fonduzzi.” —Adam Carolla

Jun 16, 20110 notes

#Adam Carolla #Podcast

Jun 16, 2011977 notes

#Pulpfiction #John Travolta #Samuel L. Jackson #Classic

Jun 16, 2011810 notes

#Romeo and Juliet #Leonardo DiCaprio

Jun 16, 20111,015 notes

#scott pilgrim

Jun 16, 20111,892 notes

#little miss sunshine #Objectivism

Jun 16, 20115,415 notes

#Rihanna

Jun 16, 201114,458 notes

#pug #dog treat

Jun 16, 201133,517 notes

#disney #bambi

Jun 16, 20119,620 notes

#kitten #lol

Jun 16, 201110,479 notes

#like a boss #skateboarding

Jun 16, 20117,961 notes

Jun 16, 20112,089 notes

#food #eggs #toast #breakfast

“Go back to China, Bitch!” —Donnie Darko 

Jun 15, 2011-1 notes

#donnie darko