“I heard a definition once: Happiness is health and a short memory! I wish I’d invented it, because it is very true.” —Audrey Hepburn
“When love beckons to you, follow him. Even if his voice shatters your dreams.” —Princess Grace Kelly
I just heard a girl say “It’s okay to like fashion and the finer things in life, and not be selfcentric.” I secretly wonder if she’s a distant relative of Sarah Palin?
When Chuck Norris does a push up he’s really just pushing the earth down.
“Don’t be a turd in my fonduzzi.” —Adam Carolla
“Go back to China, Bitch!” —Donnie Darko