lieslieslies:

Your Recently Divorced Father for ThoughtCatalog

Pull up to Little Bar after ignoring my daughter’s third phone call for the evening. This is my night. No one will ruin this night for me. Miffed at her anyway for going by Mischa rather than Michelle and for, mainly, moving to New York…

(via alan-hanson)

I just heard a girl say “It’s okay to like fashion and the finer things in life, and not be selfcentric.” I secretly wonder if she’s a distant relative of Sarah Palin?

When Chuck Norris does a push up he’s really just pushing the earth down.

heyoscarwilde:

Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you’re driving a car drenched in fucking blood.

illustration by César Moreno :: via 1978.com.mx

I fell in love with this face in the 7th grade. I still can’t resist his gorgeousness.